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First, open the can!

Its back ! , the Spam is back ! . Let rip at some one , take the piss or start a spam war !

First, open the can!

Postby Inverted on Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:47 pm

Then consume the spam.
I am the Great Cornholio!
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Postby gecco on Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:48 am

ok u did that, but u never told us how u opened the can...

did u open it with any of the following:
a tunafish, an ardvarch, a knife, a pitchfork, a revolver, a crate, a snake, a canopener, a jellyfish, a puma, your hand, your eye, his limb, your limb, her limb, a fork, a spoon, a spork, antimatter, paul, me, panzer, miller, you, god, somebody else, a salamander, a pony, dirt, the contents inside, the same can that you are opening, another can, hightech machinery, your wife... or wife to be, teeth, toothpaste, jello, a sharp pointy thing, a pencil, a pen, an "eye spy" book, a dictionaary, a book bigger than a dictionary, a worm, a handy utensil, a toothpick, a pillow, your bed, the ground, magic, mystery, your computer, a DVD, a smily-face sticker, a frowning-face sticker, a candle, a number, a lightbulb, a picture, your heart, brain, liver, intestines, any other necessay organ, bubblegum, a camera, a fictional thing, a galactic trade federation ship, your ship, my ship, his ship, her ship, my wenis (which is actually the skin on your elbow btw), your wenis, somebody's wenis, a phone, an Ipod, a postage stamo, a car, a boat, your fingers, somebody's fingers, a nail, a snail, a toe nail, a finger nail, a slug, a beatle, an ant, a cricket, a possum, a silly Mongolian, a Mime, sunglasses, a cat, a dog, a rat, a mouse, a gerbil, a cockroach, a chicken, (how many people read all this say the word pickle if you did) a pickle, a chaotic remain, a password, a door, a house, a key, a staricase, a tuba, a piano, a xilaphone, water, an eel, clay, hairy feet, hair, tomatoes, the letters A-Z, a mango, another tropical fruit besides a bannana, a bannana, a monkey, a slave, nothing, (ok say pickle@pickle if you read this far), your clothes, a vampire, a peace of paper, a signature, a nose, a cheek, some glasses, an author of something, a fish, a shark, a whale, a penguin, an emu, a bird, the moon, a planet, a moon overall, the dark, a thesaurus, chinese writings, one thing alone, neo, the one, the matrix, poland, scotland, germany, france, amerca #1, south america, north america, america #2, an ocean, a sea, a crusader, a monk, a holy plac, (say penguin if you read this far) an ostrich, a blanket, a hornet, a bee, a wasp, a nest of some sort, a time portal, something from long ago, a pice of wood, seaweed, a giant hermit crab, a tiny hermit crab, any other crabs, a video game, a video, a TV, a panther, a troll, a guy, a girl, a nonbeliever, a unicorn, a jeep, a mustang, a star, the sun, a light fixture, a wrench, a tool (thats not a thing that can be used for something beside killing and fixing things), an armadillo, a chipmunk, a crazy person, another word that i can think of, blaster rifle, a weapon, a defensive thingy that protects you, an acorn, a fruitloop, a potato, a piece of corn, popcorn, if you read this far say cheese, a gorilla, a map, a treasure, some boose, a drunk frog, aturtle, an alligator, a t-rex, some twine, an eyebrow, a nose hair, a tongue, a sailor, a pilot, a farmer, a merchant, a mercedes, a kangaroo, or a red hot chile pepper!

btw (cheese)
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Postby gecco on Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:49 am

that too a wee bit to write! :wink:

but hell it is after all... SPAM :wink:
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Postby Paul on Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:11 pm

Lmao , let the spam erupt :twisted:

/me brings the booze !
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Postby gecco on Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:29 pm

spam erupt..............

oh i know that would fall under the catagory of using contents inside
#31 (i counted) :wink:
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Postby Inverted on Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:32 pm

You know, psychologists love such free association lines.
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Postby Paul on Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:41 pm

And how would you know ? , seen a shrink ? :lol:
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Postby gecco on Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:00 pm

prolly cuz it messes with your head
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