Omripulsar

This is a good idea

YAY

Lol
/me punches gecco , We already had this idea !

Now who wants a barfight

you made me spill my rum, looks to the side at ruairidh covered in rum! %$&@^ ruairidh you stole my rum! (tackles him)

*Paul watches the brawl between them while he gets drunk with scotch before going to find a fast food joint

Ruairidh kicks gecco in the balls. Then goes over and sits down and orders some vodka while watching bemused at the bent over shape on the floor that was Gecco. ''That'll teach ye fer attacking me ya little bugger''

While nobodys watching Ruairidh rips off bit of rum soaked cloth and uses it to create a unlit fire bomb with the bottle of vodka that he ordered. Apon this he sets out from the bar and dissapears into the night.....

Paul staggers into ruairidh with his cocktail

" Nice bomb , whos getting it overeasy ?"

''No idea yet. Here you want it?'' Ruairidh offers up the cocktail to Paul.

" Naw , cannae be arsed with it . Wheres the nearest pub ? "

Paul offers some pizza to Ruairidh

Ruairidh takes the offered pizza,
''Erm if i remember right theres a decent bar just down that lane.'' pointing down the dark disturbingly quiet lane to his right,
''but there was something about it that i didn't like,cant remember what though...''
Ruairidh shrugs his shoulders and sets off down the lane.

then me (im panzer) stumbles out of the darkness with a bag of chipotle boritos in one hand, a bottle of capt. morgan spiced rum in another, and the cleanest hooker that anyone had ever layed eyes on in the other... and i says "dont go down there if i were u... or me... it smells like urine. cuz i pissed out the flames of that crappy ass bar down thata way! so anywayz pauly what the deuce are u doing down this way anyways... arent u supposed to be recording my soaps on tv?"

Paul pulls out his steaky blade

" Record yer own fuckin soaps ya wee cunt , gee's the bird ! " Paul sayed , pissed outta his fuckin face