Omripulsar

Please reply to this if you read it all

So here it goes:
One day there was a silly goose named Fred who just so happened to be a canible. Fred went next door and opened up his most recent dinner's mouth and found a can of spam which then errupted and made a rift in time dragging Fred into the future. Apparently, without Fred in the past the future held no means of defence because there was no war. So Fred was happy, he went around eating othere geese in a pond and eventually found that it was not just his fault there was no war. The humans had become the supreme species on Earth and using their power made all other living creatures dolts. Say "helio centric" if you read this far. So it was up to Fred to fix the world. He went around the pond and could not find an exit because of the jumbo fence that surrounded it. Fred was most displeased so he went back to his nest which was never touched because the other geese were to stupid to take advantage of a nest that wasn't used for ages. Fred was no longer a silly goose, he was a vile goose who stopped eating other geese and became a man eater. He found that his secret supply of weapons had not been found and loaded up. He went outside and got captured by a hunter. say "food" if you got this far. The hunter defeathered Fred and cooked him. Fred became food and was almost never heard of again. YAY SPAM!


Once upon a time there was an annoying human being named Gred. Gred was no ordinary human, he was extremely easy to amuse and had long fantasies of random things happening. Say "This is a waist of Gred" if you get this far. His most ironic fantasy is one that came true. In the eighth world war zombies came to be. The first to come alive was because all the bones and some random rotting flesh was nearby was an ancient goose named Fred. Being a man eater with no digestive system he settled for biting people. So Fred went around searching for the seer of the future whom he had heard his victims talking about. Greg had already announced in what order people would be infected with zombiism (bitten). At first nobody believed him but then those people slowly began to turn into zombies. say "aardvark" if you get this far. Gred also said that this would end soon because he would get bitten soon. So Fred eventually found Gred whom offered his head to be infected. Now the zombie seer of the future saw iminent doom for all zombies so they all died. They died by acid rain because they had no shelter and the acid rain's strength had become ultra powerful over the three thousand years that have passed. So all the zombies died, the End.


Short words put togather for an alternate meaning to the reader if it makes any sense to them at all, post any meanings you find in this:

God - Zap - Dead - Hell - Saiten - Eternal - Death - Chaos - Fire - Cave - Collapse - Grievence - Chaos - Stars - Smash - Structures - Fire - Destruction - Military - God - Boom - Stab - Live - Shoot - Live - Chaos - No - Harm - Structure - Boom - Death - None - Annonymouse - Savior - Metamorphosis - God - New - Death - Life - Chaos - Dead - People - Dead - Stranger - Hell - Saiten - Dead - Hell - Party - Rules - None - Stranger - Metamorphosis - Bannana - Spoon - Chartoon - Animation - Viewer - Dumb - Meaningless - Absurd - Nonsense - Test - Fail - Study - Never - Ruler - Later - Chaos - Soon - Hegemony - World - Space - Rebellion - Planet - Boom - Moon - Crash - Chaos - Nonsense - Why? - Help - Princess - Skywalker - Wars - Sabers - Time - Back - T-Rex - Abombination - Medieval - Genious - Newton - Gravity - Smarts - Atoms - Bomb - Nukes - War - Russia - Space - Present - Chaos - Dumb - Evil - Self - Destruction - Humans - Self - Kill - Annoyed - Warming - Global - Glaciers - Mile - Day - Melt - Water - Rises - Hegemony - Space - Nova - Time - White - Nothing - Blank - Echo - Empty - Alone - Nonsense - Objects - Random - Floating - Time - Images - Something - Bored

Well then... i am still obviously bored and found some meaning in this myself while writing it and don't think it should be very hard if you can figure it out. I guess there are alternate meanings to it, we'll see how people's minds work I hope.

i got to the part where it says

So here it goes:

well, you are winning

yayy:D

Lol, im not even gonna try that. Got better things to waste my time on (Hmm, what can i waste my time on ?)

bored.com is your friend

I once pressed a big red button for half an hour until i realised it was on a loop, lol

lmao, guess its idiots like you that keep sites like that going

Gotta do something to pass the time

Try something productive then , I made my own RPG and had a wee war defending it from some idiot trying to take it down

I am trying to do something productive, but im having non stop problems trying to get my mind into php, its quite different from darkbasic.

Example, this is the biggest change maybe.

To print hello world into darkbasic, i wrote

Print "hello World"

in php, i have to write

Echo("hello world");

thats quite a change for me, especially the semicolon at the end.

and i cant have a direct database, i have to get everything from mysql instead of an array

darkbasic:

shields=shipstats(playerno).shields

php:

$query = mysql_query("select shields from playerdatabase where playerid=".$playerid)
$shields=mysql_fetch_array($query)

i know some of you wont understand that, but its a really big change for me, and its quite hard.

O yeah i forgot about that !.

You always knew this would be a challenge, having to learn new things but remember once you know how it works then theirs nothing stopping you from playing around

yeah , Dunno if youve read my other thread, but i got a full time server now, that other one was slow, and i couldn't do much for myself, kept relying on that dude, atm ive done fuck all on it, except a forum, and a main page i made with the website builder. Once ive done my papers, im gonna get the main page running, maybe get a login system working, so from there i can get working properly on the game

http://nightwars.hostzi.com
http://forum.nightwars.hostzi.com

why the fuck do you keep making new forums...

KEEP IT ON HERE FFS

Sorry dude

Thats the site that the games gunna be hosted on.

Anyways, developments on a standstill. Busy.

hmm so nobody has beaten nightmare HAHAHAHAH!

anywhoo i got this fun msg recently

Re: ho hoh o
Sent: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:32 pm
by Dziku

Still intrested? Just preparing early beta test of sum Pulsar functionalities

I apologize dziku if you for some odd reason didn't want this posted hahaha!

oh and paul... for you boredom... i recommend "fail blog"

learned about it from my physics teacher... inertia... haha its fun, look up "swing fail" and something like failed spud cannon or something THEY ARE GREAT, especially if you understand inertia...