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Key to a happy marriage

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Key to a happy marriage

Postby betacraft on Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:54 pm

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.

People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? are you crazy??" She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."

"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
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Postby nightmare on Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:02 pm

i dont get it
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Postby Paul on Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:52 am

The woman killed the horse after 3 mistakes . When the husband asked why the fuck she did it she said it was his 1st . AKA if the marrage isnt great then he;s fuckin dead :D
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Postby betacraft on Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:46 pm

exactly
=^._.^=
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Postby nightmare on Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:26 pm

oh right lol
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