, got this a while ago but basicly forgot about it 
. its a pic but ill write it out here
Element : Woman
Symbol : O+
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic Mass : Accepted as 55kg but known to vary from 45kgs to 225kgs
Physical Properties
1. Bodysurface normally covered with film of powder and pain
2. Boils at absolutely nothing , freezes for no apparent reason
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore
Chemical Properties
1. Reacts well with gold, Platium and all precious stones
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common Use
1. Highly ornamental , especially in sports cars
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent
Hazards
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
2. Possession of more than 1 is possible , but specimens must never make eye contact
