Omripulsar

Theres an englishman ,a scotsman and an irishman. They are on the run from the nazis. They decide to hide in an old barn. The englishman hides in a barrell, the scotsman hides in another barrell, the irishman hides in a sack. The nazis come in and kick the first barrell, the englishman shouts "WOOF!"

"oh it must be a dog" says the nazis. They kick the second barrell.
the scotsman shouts ""MEOW!"

"oh" says the nazis, "must be a cat"

So they kick the sack, and the irishman shouts
"POTATOS!"